Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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