i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
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I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
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Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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