gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
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Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
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Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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