Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
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