Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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