How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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