I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
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I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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