Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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