Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
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