Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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