its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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