Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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