its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
You took a bar mat shot.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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