Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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