Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
Randomize
