He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
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Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
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For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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