it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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