Yo dont text me then not text me
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
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He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
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The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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