I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
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Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
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I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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