her vagine was all disorganized.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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