I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Randomize
