Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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