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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  Heyyyy darlin are you busy?

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  Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.

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  So when does your new flight leave?

  (734): View more from Michigan

  At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying

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• (408): View more from California

  After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly

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• (360): View more from Washington

  If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.

  (503): View more from Oregon

  Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!

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  A cheater.

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• (925): View more from California

  Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?

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  Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.

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• (939): View more from Puerto Rico

  So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!

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