i think my tv is drunk
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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