i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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