does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
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i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
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She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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