i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
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