I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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