new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
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There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
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Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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