so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
i think im in europe. pls send help
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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