What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
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