Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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