This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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