Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
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shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
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On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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