Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
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she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
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Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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