I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Randomize
