who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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