i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
All the doctor said was why
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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