Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
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she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
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I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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