According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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