i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Randomize