alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
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