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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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