Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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