Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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