so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
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All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
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Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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