why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
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