i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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