So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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