You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
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He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
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Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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