it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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