i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
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That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
where are you?
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Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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