So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
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How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
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YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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