Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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