If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
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There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
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he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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