I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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